Thoughts
Aaron is doing the roundup. So, you know what that means! Kanye will get some much-needed coverage! Why do I cover Kanye? Well I’m glad that you asked – read on to find out!
News
1. MIA is about to have their career DOA after comparing Alex Jones’ wild, wet, and wacky theories to that of celebrities who push vaccines.
2. Kanye West is antisemitic now.
JP Morgan recently, and allegedly, closed his account in regards to said remarks. West is apparently ‘happy’ to have crossed the line.
3. Drake and The Weekend are too good to submit their music to the Grammys.
But hey, everyone with a SoundCloud is now on the same level as these two so..?
4. Kanye West and Candace Owes wear White Lives Matter memorabilia to make an insane point.
What is the point? To any Kanye drama? I’d like to hear what Jim Carrey has to say about it. I think Carrey is the only wacky celeb to bring Kanye back into the fold at this point. Because Carrey understands being wacky has no point. And West tries to make a point. So, the point to all of this is maybe that points don’t effectively come across. We’ll never know what Kanye’s point is/was/will be. But the larger point is why do we care. I give no credence to these two whatsoever because sometimes bullshit catches fire and blows up. My point in covering Kanye is to document the explosion because I like fireworks. Metaphorical rant done but don’t worry, more Kanye to come.
5. Will Red become “Red Dead Redemption II”?
I hope so, as Taylor is submitting her version to the 2023 Grammys.
6. Kim Kardashian is exhausted by Kanye West’s gaslighting over ‘co’-parenting.
Can you imagine that.
7. Eric Andre sues Clayton County because of racial profiling at Atlanta’s airport.
Yikes – for Atlanta.
8. Kanye West apparently made Adidas executives watch porn because one of the executives said, “Come on,” like a performer in a clip he watched.
9. blink-182 is back on tour, baby.
Comment below if you think Brandon should get extremely drunk for a performance.
10. Ben Shapiro defends Kanye West. Just go look it up – yikes.
11. Ed Sheeran apparently has a thing for 6 foot tall marble penises.
Penisi? Not sure about the plural usage here.
12. Kanye poses for a photograph with Ray J at Candance Owen’s movie premier. Yikes.
13. Animal Collective cancels their tour. Everything came down to inflation.
14. People are still making music with Mac Miller.
Robert Glasper releases “Therapy Pt. 2”. In a strange twist of events, I’m suing Glasper over song rights. I believe he secretly recorded me during a session with my own therapist after a long hiatus. See you in court Gasper.
15. Rex Orange County has been accused of sexually assaulting someone.
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| Rex Orange Jumpsuit in County Jail |
The article I read opened with, “A woman over the age of 16 alleges that the musician assaulted her six times over the course of two days.” The musician responded that he looks forward to clearing his name in court.
16. Adam Levine is re-releasing a Spanish language song. I’ve just heard it and… Holy fuck. Holy fucking fuck. That body of the song is absurd!
17. We all mourn the passing of Angela Lansbury.
18. Olivia Rodrigo loves Lea Michelle.
Not sure how this is news but enough people said it was that I feel like I need to pass it on.
Such
What’s channel.WAV listening to?
Botts: Two words. Legend – dairy.
Theatrical Banger: The entire production of The Nightman Cometh by the It’s Always Sunny crew.
I’m pretty sure I’ve used this before – but I recently watched the whole 50 minute version and have never laughed hard.
Slone: OMG I love Bobby D
*aaron wrote Brandon’s blurb. He says, “I guess we’re even now?”*
Ritter: Spoopy season continues...
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You heard me! Which blink-182 show should Slone go to? Vote!
- Botts
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